What Happens When Lawyers Get Involved --------------------------------------------------------

From: 	Gideon Har'dass
	The offices of Barstard, Barstard & Har'dass
	Attorneys at Law
	314 W 58th St
	NYC NY
To:	Bill O'Reilly

Mr O'Reilly, As requested, our companies department has registered the following names on your behalf:

• GORGG 2000
• UK-GORGG
• Euro-GORGG
• The Original GORGG
• The Event formerly known as GORGG-99

Regards, Gideon --------------------------------------------------------

From:	Bill O'Reilly
To:	Gideon Har'dass

Gideon, Apparently a chap called Scott Steele is organising a similiar event in Oregon. How do we stand with that? I don't want there to be any problems. O'Reilly --------------------------------------------------------

From: 	Gideon Har'dass
	The offices of Barstard, Barstard & Har'dass
	Attorneys at Law
	314 W 58th St
	NYC NY
To:	Bill O'Reilly

Mr O'Reilly, I have commenced litigation against Steele. Any attempt to infringe copyright by flagrantly coming up with a name that positions the letter G close to another letter G will result in prosecution to the most extreme limits of the law (and beyond). Regards, Gideon --------------------------------------------------------

From:	Bill O'Reilly
To:	Gideon Har'dass

Gideon, Ixnay on the ueingsay for the time being. Scott seems like a decent chap and I don't want to cause any trouble O'Reilly --------------------------------------------------------

From: 	Gideon Har'dass
	The offices of Barstard, Barstard & Har'dass
	Attorneys at Law
	314 W 58th St
	NYC NY
To:	Bill O'Reilly

Mr O'Reilly, Since we are not proceeding with any litigation I have taken the liberty of registering some other names to prevent further problems.

• OR-GORGG
• GORGG-2001
• GORGG-2002
• Ore-GORGG
• Lollapaloosa-GG
• Scott Steele's GORGG
• Scott Steele

I particularly like the last one. It was in the public domain so I grabbed it. Gideon --------------------------------------------------------

From: 	Gideon Har'dass
	The offices of Barstard, Barstard & Har'dass
	Attorneys at Law
	314 W 58th St
	NYC NY
To:	Bill O'Reilly

Our researchers have discovered a 70's rock band that may be infringing on your copyright. Should I go ahead and commence proceedings against them?
Regards, Gideon --------------------------------------------------------

From:	Bill O'Reilly
To:	Gideon Har'dass

Gideon, I guess so, you seem to know what you're doing O'Reilly